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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This white ceramic coffee mug is the perfect lighthearted companion for vice-principals who love starting the day with a laugh. It makes a thoughtful Christmas or office gift for administrators who value humor with their morning brew — "Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Material: High-quality ceramic built for daily use and long-lasting durability.
- Color: Classic white that blends with any desk, kitchen, or break room.
- Functionality: Microwave-safe for quick reheats without losing flavor or warmth.
- Design: Bold, humorous message designed to spark smiles and light conversations in staff rooms and meetings.
- Audience: Unisex appeal suitable for vice-principals of any gender.
- Occasions: A go-to Christmas gift, year-end treat, or simple “just because” gesture.
Beyond delivering caffeine, this mug offers a moment of levity during busy school days. The durable ceramic withstands daily use, while the cheeky message becomes a natural icebreaker in staff lounges, meetings, or home offices. It’s a thoughtful, specific gift for the vice-principal who appreciates humor with their coffee, easy to gift-wrap and ready to brighten Christmas, year-end celebrations, or a simple “just because” moment.
