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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A playful, premium bracelet built for the vice-principal who juggles busy days and coffee-fueled energy. It delivers durability with a bold sense of humor—“Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot”—to brighten every day.
- Material & Finish: Silver-tone metal paired with black stainless steel and a silicone core for a sturdy, comfortable daily-wear bracelet.
- Clasp & Fit: Glide lock clasp offers secure closure and easy, tool-free adjustment to fit most wrist sizes.
- Durability: Resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, keeping its shine with minimal care.
- Design & Style: Masculine, contemporary silhouette designed for everyday wear by men—suitable for school, meetings, and after‑hours.
- Gift Packaging: Premium gift bag included, ready for Christmas gifting to a vice-principal, educator, or school staff member.
- Statement Feature: The humorous quote adds personality and creates a memorable conversation starter.
- Ideal For: A thoughtful, lighthearted gift for vice-principals, administrators, or any leadership figure who appreciates a cheerful nod to caffeine and the daily grind.
This bracelet helps you recognize hard work with a touch of humor, turning a simple accessory into a meaningful keepsake. Its durable construction is built for daily wear at school, in meetings, or during after-hours plans, while the adjustable design keeps comfort consistent across different wrist sizes. Ready-to-gift packaging makes holiday gifting effortless, and the unique quote ensures it stands out as a memorable token of appreciation.
