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Funny Vice-principal Heart Ornament Gifts from Friends to Vice-principal, Vice-principal Coffee Lovers Christmas Unique Gifts
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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A playful heart-shaped ornament crafted for vice-principals and coffee lovers, designed to brighten desks, trees, and office spaces. "Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot" — a cheeky holiday wink that fits real-life office humor and holiday cheer.

  • Shape & Design: Heart motif with a bold, cheeky quote that resonates in classrooms and staff rooms.
  • Material & Finish: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a vibrant, long-lasting look.
  • Display & Hanging: Includes a festive gold cord for easy hanging on Christmas trees, doors, or desk shelves.
  • Weight & Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with children or pets.
  • Versatility: Ideal as a Christmas tree ornament, office decor accent, or humorous gift for staff and friends.
  • Ideal For: Coffee-loving vice-principals, teachers, school staff, and anyone who enjoys lighthearted humor.

This ornament delivers more than decoration: it creates a shared moment of laughter and appreciation in school offices and homes. Its sturdy construction means it can become a seasonal staple for years, while the lightweight design minimizes risk on busy desks or classroom walls. An ideal gift that celebrates dedication, caffeine, and a good sense of humor—perfect for brightening a vice-principal’s season and sparking smiles for weeks to come.

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