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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate vice-principal pride with a rugged, conversation-starting accessory designed for bold personalities. This rope bracelet carries a cheeky edge that nods to leadership, caffeine, and candor — "Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Material: Black stainless steel with an interlaced rope texture for a sturdy, masculine look that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing.
- Adjustable size: Flexible sizing from 3.34 to 9.84 inches to fit a wide range of wrist sizes and comfort preferences.
- Design: Rugged bracelet style that pairs well with casual and semi-formal outfits while making a cheeky statement.
- Quote theme: Features a coffee-loving motto that resonates with vice-principals who value humor and honesty.
- Gift-ready packaging: Comes in a beautiful organza bag, ideal for Christmas gifts or small acknowledgments.
- Ideal For: A fun, lighthearted gift for vice-principals, administrators, or fans of office humor.
This bracelet offers a tangible expression of leadership personality and camaraderie. Its adjustable fit ensures comfort across different wrist sizes, while the durable materials promise long-lasting wear through busy days and office moments. The included organza bag makes gifting simple, turning a playful joke into a memorable present for Christmas or any occasion that calls for a smile and a nod to hardworking vice-principals.
