Skip to product information
In stock
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the Pacific Northwest with this Funny Washington State Black Coffee Mug. The ceramic mug features the bold message "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Washington" on a sleek black surface, available in 11 oz or 15 oz. It's designed for daily coffee or tea, microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe, and built to accompany Seattleite or Spokane-native mornings with a dash of irreverent charm.
Features
- Bold Washington-themed quote delivers personality and starts conversations at the desk or table.
- Two size options — 11 oz or 15 oz — to fit your caffeine needs.
- Durable ceramic construction for everyday use, with a sturdy handle for comfy sipping.
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats and dishwasher-safe for easy, no-fuss cleanup.
- Sleek black glaze with high-contrast text ensures the quote stays legible wash after wash.
- Perfect gift for Washington lovers, hikers, Valentine's moments, or coworkers who appreciate humor.
Final Thoughts
This mug blends humor with Pacific Northwest pride, offering a practical, gift-ready piece for coffee lovers and outdoor enthusiasts alike. Ready to brighten mornings? Add to cart and share a smile with someone special today.
