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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This white ceramic coffee mug combines everyday practicality with a lighthearted wink for woodworkers. Perfect as a gift from friends, it’s designed to brighten mornings and bring a smile to any woodworking enthusiast.
- Material: High-quality ceramic mug built for durability and daily use.
- Capacity: Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to fit your coffee or tea routine.
- Color: Crisp white glaze that complements any kitchen or workshop setting.
- Printed Quote: Features the humorous line “Don't Trust A Woodworker That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot” for a playful, relatable touch.
- Giftability: Thoughtful, personal present from friends for woodworking buddies, especially around Christmas or special occasions.
- Audience: Ideal for woodworkers and woodworking lovers who appreciate a quick laugh during a busy day.
This mug brings a touch of personality to coffee breaks, turning a simple staple into a bonding moment between friends and fellow woodworkers. Its straightforward design and clear message celebrate craftsmanship while delivering reliable performance for everyday use.
