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Funny Woodworker Gifts from Men - 'Don't Trust A Woodworker That Doesn't Drink Coffee' Snowflake Ornament for Woodworkers on Christmas
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$24.95
Regular price
$49.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the craft and camaraderie of woodworking with a playful twist. This Funny Woodworker Snowflake Ornament is designed for coffee-loving woodworkers who appreciate a good laugh during the holidays—and in the shop year-round.
- Material: Premium stainless steel with a brushed finish for durability and a clean, timeless look.
- Size: 3.14 inches in diameter—compact enough for a Christmas tree branch or a bench-display ornament.
- Design: Snowflake silhouette with an engraved center featuring the cheeky motto about coffee and swearing: "DON'T TRUST A WOODWORKER THAT DOESN'T DRINK COFFEE AND SAY F--K A LOT."
- Hanging Method: Includes a sturdy loop and cord for easy display on trees, hooks, or tool chests.
- Safety & Durability: Shatterproof and long-lasting, built to withstand busy workshop environments.
- Gift-Ready Appeal: A memorable, lighthearted gift that woodworkers will treasure—perfect for Christmas or stocking stuffers.
Bring a smile to the woodworking enthusiast in your life with a piece that fits both their craft and sense of humor. The stainless steel construction resists dents and corrosion, making it suitable for display in a workshop, on a workbench, or on a Christmas tree. Its compact 3.14-inch size makes it versatile for hanging on a tree, pegboard, or hook without overpowering the space. The engraved message celebrates the coffee-fueled dedication many woodworkers share, turning a seasonal ornament into a daily reminder of craft and camaraderie.
