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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the woodworking craft with a touch of humor. This circle ornament is the perfect gift for woodworkers who start their day with coffee and a well-timed swear word.
- Shape: Circle ornament for a timeless, versatile display on the Christmas tree or in the workshop.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for bright, enduring color.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers a vivid, full-coverage design that won’t fade.
- Quote: Features the humorous line “Don't Trust A Woodworker That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot” for a playful, relatable touch.
- Hang Cord: Festive gold cord included for quick, easy hanging—tree, hook, or display shelf.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it suitable for households with kids or pets.
This funny Christmas ornament is a thoughtful, shared moment of laughter among woodworkers, colleagues, and friends. Its durable construction ensures it becomes a cherished keepsake year after year, while the bold design adds personality to any tree, workspace, or display. Perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or as a lighthearted nod to a favorite hobby.
