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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A playful, durable keychain for the woodworker who loves their craft. Made from black stainless steel and engraved with a witty line, it’s built for everyday use and perfect as a Christmas gift.
- Material: Black stainless steel that resists rust and corrosion for long-lasting shine.
- Size: Compact footprint at 1.57 x 0.87 inches, easy to carry on a key ring.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved message: "I Became A Woodworker For The Money And Fame." for a lighthearted touch.
- Finish: Smooth, matte black coating with clean, legible typography.
- Durability: Sturdy construction designed to withstand daily use and shop environments.
- Gift-Ready: Thoughtful, humorous present for woodworkers, ideal for Christmas, birthdays, or appreciation gifts.
- Compatibility: Standard key ring attachment fits most keys and small tools.
- Care: Easy to wipe clean; corrosion-resistant surface stays looking sharp with minimal maintenance.
This keychain doubles as a small nod to the joy of woodworking—a constant reminder of the satisfaction that comes from turning raw material into something useful and beautiful. Its durable build makes it suitable for both the workshop and daily life, while the humorous engraving sparks smiles and conversations among friends, family, or colleagues. A practical, personable gift that woodworkers will reach for every day.
