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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Introducing the "I'm That Sexy Woodworker Everybody's Talking About" tumbler—a durable, tongue‑in‑cheek companion designed for woodworkers, makers, and anyone who loves a workshop joke. Available in 20oz and 30oz, this vacuum‑insulated stainless tumbler keeps beverages hot or cold for hours while delivering a bold statement with every sip.
- Size & Capacity: 20oz or 30oz options; designed to fit most cup holders for easy on‑the‑go use.
- Finish & Material: Black powder‑coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that’s comfortable to hold.
- Insulation: Double‑wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours of daily sipping.
- Engraving & Design: Laser‑engraved in our workshop—permanent, fade‑proof text (not printed or vinyl).
- Lid: Clear, spill‑resistant lid included to help minimize spills during commutes and busy workdays.
- Durability & Daily Use: Built from durable stainless steel with a powder‑coated exterior, designed for daily worksite and travel use.
- Gift‑Ready & Use Scenarios: A thoughtful, humorous gift for woodworkers, graduates, coworkers, or family members.
This tumbler isn’t just about laughs—it's built to support real, everyday use. The high‑quality stainless steel and powder coating resist the rigors of a busy workshop, while the reliable lid helps prevent spills during transport to job sites or meetings. The long‑lasting laser engraving ensures the message stays legible and vibrant through daily rinses and repeated use. It’s an ideal companion for early mornings on the shop floor, long drives between jobs, or days when you need a steady reminder of someone’s hard work—and a little humor to go with it.
