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Funny Writer Circle Ornament Gifts for Men from Family, 'Don't Trust A Writer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Christmas Unique Gifts
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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Brighten your holiday décor with a playful nod to the writing life. This Funny Writer Circle Ornament is perfect for writers, editors, and literature lovers who start their day with coffee and a sharp sense of humor.
- Material: MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished, gift-ready look.
- Printing Method: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing for bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vivid year after year.
- Design: Circular ornament featuring the bold quote “Don't Trust A Writer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot” in clear, legible typography.
- Finish: Sleek, high-gloss surface that catches the light and adds a touch of shine to any Christmas tree.
- Lightweight & Durable: Lightweight construction that’s easy to hang and resistant to bumps in busy households with kids or pets.
- Ideal For: A perfect gift for writers, literature lovers, teachers, or anyone who appreciates witty lettering and coffee-fueled creativity.
Add a dash of humor and personality to your holiday celebrations. The durable build and vibrant print ensure this ornament remains a festive conversation starter on the tree or in a writer’s workspace, year after year.
