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Funny Writer Gifts from Family, Funny Heart Ornament for Writer Friends, Christmas Unique Gifts for Writer Colleagues
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$19.95
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$39.95
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A white, heart-shaped ornament designed for writers and language lovers, ideal for desks, Christmas trees, or garlands. It features a bold, humorous quote printed edge-to-edge: “I Am A Writer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.”
- Material: MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a premium look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for vivid color and crisp, long-lasting text.
- Design: Charming heart shape with a festive gold cord for easy hanging on trees, desks, or garlands.
- Weight & Size: Lightweight and compact, unobtrusive in any writer’s space.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful, humorous gift for writers, colleagues, or fans of the written word.
This writer-focused ornament adds personality to a workspace or home without clutter. The durable MDF construction and glossy finish keep colors vibrant year after year, while the bold quote remains legible from across the room. Easy to hang with the included gold cord, it adapts to tree limbs, desk displays, or mantle shelves and is safe for households with children or pets. Whether as a personal treat or a playful gift, it’s a distinctive way to celebrate a writer’s dedication, humor, and love of language during the holiday season and beyond.
