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Funny Writer Gifts from Friends for Christmas - Don't Trust a Writer Without Coffee, Two Tone Coffee Mug for Men and Women
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Celebrate the writers in your life with a gift that speaks to their daily ritual. This two-tone coffee mug blends humor and practicality, making it a perfect Christmas gift for writers, editors, students, or anyone who fuels creativity with caffeine.

  • Two-tone color options: Available in four combinations—Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, and Pink & White—so you can match a desk or personal style while keeping the classic mug silhouette.
  • 11 oz capacity: A standard size that fits a generous morning brew or afternoon tea, ideal for long writing sessions or quick writing sprints.
  • Ceramic construction: Durable ceramic with a smooth, easy-to-clean glaze built for daily use at home or in the office.
  • Printed quote: Features the bold, humorous line “Don’t Trust A Writer That Doesn’t Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot” to brighten a writer’s desk and spark a smile.
  • Microwave & dishwasher safe: Ready for easy reheats and simple cleanup after back-to-back writing bursts.
  • Thoughtful gift for writers: A clever, relatable present for colleagues, friends, or family—especially at Christmas or during a writing milestone.
  • Unisex appeal: Designed to be enjoyed by both men and women, making it a versatile gift for any writer.

Designed for both bestselling authors and aspiring storytellers, this mug turns coffee breaks into moments of wit and motivation. Its practical size, durable ceramic build, and easy care mean it’s ready for daily use, while the unique quote adds personality to every writing session. Give a gift that nods to their craft and their caffeine habit—a small toast to creativity, one cup at a time.

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