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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Writer Black Coffee Mug—the perfect blend of humor and everyday practicality for writers, editors, and coffee lovers. This mug brings a smile to the start of every workday with a bite-sized truth you’ll recognize from late-night edits and brainstorming sessions.
- Material: High-quality ceramic mug designed for daily use and long-lasting reliability.
- Capacity: Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit your caffeine needs and desk routine.
- Color and Print: Classic black exterior with a bold white quote that stands out on any desk.
- Microwave Safe: Quick reheats without worry, so your coffee stays warm when you need it most.
- Dishwasher Safe: Easy to clean, making it ideal for busy days and office sharing.
- Printed Quote: “Writer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.” a relatable touchstone for writers and word lovers.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful, lighthearted gift for colleagues, friends, family, or coworkers—perfect for Christmas or any occasion.
This mug isn’t just about a joke; it’s about daily rituals. The durable ceramic construction withstands everyday use, while the legible print stays crisp after countless cycles in the dishwasher. It’s an ideal companion for morning coffee, long writing sprints, or a desk-side reminder that confidence and wit can go hand in hand. Whether you’re buying for a fellow writer, a language enthusiast, or someone who appreciates a little humor with their brew, this mug delivers a practical, personality-filled gift that stands out from the typical coffee cup.
