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Funny Writer Gifts, Heart Ornament, Gifts for Writers, 'Don't Trust a Writer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say F--k a Lot', Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

This heart-shaped ornament brings a wink of writerly humor to holiday décor, perfect for gift-giving to writers, editors, and coffee-loving friends. Designed to be both charming and durable, it celebrates the joy and frustration of putting words on the page.

  • Material & Finish: White MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating for a sleek, shatter-resistant surface.
  • Print Quality: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing delivers bright, crisp text that stays vivid over time.
  • Design: Classic heart shape paired with a festive gold hanging cord for easy display on trees, walls, or desks.
  • Color & Appearance: Clean white base with bold black typography, offering a modern, readable contrast.
  • Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, ideal for households with kids or pets while remaining a long-lasting keepsake.
  • Gift-ready Details: Thoughtful, humorous gift for Christmas or any occasion that celebrates writing and coffee culture.

Whether hung on a tree, a desk, or a reading nook, this writer-themed heart ornament is a playful nod to creativity. It appeals to anyone who understands the daily ritual of coffee-fueled writing and wants a tangible reminder to keep crafting, one page at a time.

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