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Are you a Crime Scene Technician enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for someone in your life who loves crime scene investigation? Look no further! This hilarious Oval Ornament featuring the quote 'Do Not Make Me Use My Crime Scene Technician Voice' is sure to bring a smile to their face. A Crime Scene Technician's voice is not something you want to hear, unless you're in the business of solving crimes, of course!
This beautifully crafted Oval Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that will withstand the test of time. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, guaranteeing a bright and eye-catching effect. The lightweight and resistant design makes it a great choice for households with children or pets.
Whether you're a Crime Scene Technician yourself or just a fan of the work they do, this Oval Ornament is a thoughtful gift that shows you care. You could be the sender of a unique gift that will start a conversation at any Christmas gathering. The recipient will surely appreciate the humor and thoughtfulness behind this gift. Who wouldn't want to receive a little something that acknowledges their passion for crime scene investigation?
Treat the Crime Scene Technician in your life to a gift that's both fun and functional. Order this Oval Ornament today and get ready to enjoy a festive and stress-free Christmas season with a smile on your face and a little bit of humor in your heart.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This beautifully crafted Oval Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that will withstand the test of time. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, guaranteeing a bright and eye-catching effect. The lightweight and resistant design makes it a great choice for households with children or pets.
Whether you're a Crime Scene Technician yourself or just a fan of the work they do, this Oval Ornament is a thoughtful gift that shows you care. You could be the sender of a unique gift that will start a conversation at any Christmas gathering. The recipient will surely appreciate the humor and thoughtfulness behind this gift. Who wouldn't want to receive a little something that acknowledges their passion for crime scene investigation?
Treat the Crime Scene Technician in your life to a gift that's both fun and functional. Order this Oval Ornament today and get ready to enjoy a festive and stress-free Christmas season with a smile on your face and a little bit of humor in your heart.
- This Oval Ornament is the ideal gift for Crime Scene Technician enthusiasts, featuring a funny quote that's sure to put a smile on their face. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight, resistant to breaking, and ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging.
- Our Crime Scene Technician Oval Ornament is a unique and thoughtful gift for anyone who loves this profession. It's a great way to show your appreciation and support for their hard work, and the funny quote will bring a smile to their face every time they see it.
- This ornament is a great choice for anyone who loves a good laugh and appreciates the hard work of Crime Scene Technicians. It's a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate the holiday season and show your appreciation for the people in your life.
- Whether you're shopping for a Christmas gift or just want to show your appreciation, our Crime Scene Technician Oval Ornament is a great choice. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that's sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.
- Don't miss out on this opportunity to give a gift that's truly special. Order our Crime Scene Technician Oval Ornament today and make someone's day a little brighter! Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers, this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face.
