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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A bold, witty keepsake made for Funeral Directors or anyone who appreciates a sharp sense of humor. This black stainless steel keychain carries the engraved message: "I'm A Funeral Director. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Black stainless steel built for durability and a sleek, professional look—highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration.
- Engraving: The exact quote is laser-engraved for lasting clarity and a personal touch you can treasure.
- Design: Minimalist, modern aesthetic that complements keys, backpacks, purses, or lanyards.
- Durability: Sturdy construction designed to endure daily use and long-lasting wear.
- Gift-Ready: A thoughtful graduation gift, milestone celebration, or token of appreciation for a dedicated professional.
This keychain isn’t just a humorous nod—it’s a practical, everyday accessory that fits into the busy routine of a Funeral Director. The durable metal construction ensures it stays securely attached to keys or bags, while the bold engraving gives a memorable, one-of-a-kind message that recipients are likely to show off in conversations and moments of downtime. Perfect for celebrating milestones or simply recognizing the hard work and dedication of someone in this field.
