OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A compact, humorous keepsake designed for managers and the people who work with them. This high‑quality stainless steel keychain blends everyday practicality with a playful nod to leadership. “I'm A Manager. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.”
- Material: High‑quality stainless steel that resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration
- Finish: Sleek black design for a professional look
- Engraving: Quote is permanently engraved for lasting readability
- Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches, sized to fit comfortably in the palm
- Gift suitability: Ideal for graduation, promotions, or coworker appreciation
This keychain is more than a joke—it's a durable, portable token of recognition. The stainless steel build stands up to daily wear, while the engraved message adds personality without sacrificing professionalism. Its compact form makes it easy to carry on a key ring, bag, or desk, turning everyday moments into a smile and a reminder of hard work and dedication.