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A bright star ornament that captures the witty spirit of a groundskeeper who loves coffee and a good laugh. Its edge-to-edge sublimation print keeps the quote vivid, while the high-gloss finish adds a polished shine to any holiday display. Ideal for office environments, this piece fits perfectly on desks, shelves, or holiday trees, offering a lighthearted touch to the workplace.
The durable MDF core and lightweight construction make it safe for homes with children or pets, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake. The ornament's festive gold cord allows easy hanging, and its 3.25-inch height makes it an eye-catching addition to any tree or décor arrangement. Its bright colors and sturdy build promise lasting enjoyment throughout many holiday seasons.
When you hang this ornament, you're not just adding a decorative piece—you're sharing a moment of levity that can lift spirits during the busiest times of the year. The bold, unapologetic quote serves as a reminder that a good cup of coffee and a hearty laugh are essential tools for any workplace, turning ordinary days into memorable ones.
Give your coworkers a holiday gift that sparkles with humor, brightens their workspace, and reminds them that a good cup of coffee can make any day brighter. Grab yours today.
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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MADE IN THE USA
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
The durable MDF core and lightweight construction make it safe for homes with children or pets, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake. The ornament's festive gold cord allows easy hanging, and its 3.25-inch height makes it an eye-catching addition to any tree or décor arrangement. Its bright colors and sturdy build promise lasting enjoyment throughout many holiday seasons.
When you hang this ornament, you're not just adding a decorative piece—you're sharing a moment of levity that can lift spirits during the busiest times of the year. The bold, unapologetic quote serves as a reminder that a good cup of coffee and a hearty laugh are essential tools for any workplace, turning ordinary days into memorable ones.
Give your coworkers a holiday gift that sparkles with humor, brightens their workspace, and reminds them that a good cup of coffee can make any day brighter. Grab yours today.
- Great for office teams who appreciate a sharp sense of humor, this star ornament brings a playful twist to any holiday decor, making it a memorable addition to shared break rooms or cubicle walls.
- A great fit for Christmas celebrations, the ornament's star shape and bright colors add a festive sparkle to tree displays, while the durable MDF base ensures it stands up to daily office bustle.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coat, the piece resists wear and tear, offering a long-lasting, eye-catching keepsake that will shine through many holiday seasons.
- 'Don't Trust A Groundskeeper That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot'—this bold quote delivers a candid laugh, reminding coworkers that a good brew and a hearty laugh are essential tools for any workplace.
- Grab yours today and give your colleagues a holiday gift that sparkles with humor, brightens their workspace, and reminds them that a good cup of coffee can make any day brighter.
