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A bright, eye-catching ornament that turns heads with its witty message and sturdy construction. The white oval shape and glossy finish give it a polished look that complements any holiday display. Ideal for friends who appreciate a good joke, this Christmas tree ornament fits perfectly in homes with kids or pets thanks to its lightweight, break-resistant design.
The vibrant sublimation print covers the entire surface, ensuring the quote stays vivid from the first glance. Whether you're looking for a unique gift for a fellow florist or a fun addition to your own tree, this ornament delivers both style and durability. Its festive gold cord makes hanging effortless, making it a stress-free decoration choice that adds charm to any setting.
With its durable MDF core and high-gloss finish, this ornament resists everyday wear and tear, making it a reliable choice for holiday celebrations that last year after year. The lightweight design ensures it won't strain fragile branches, while the edge-to-edge print guarantees a seamless, vibrant look that captures the spirit of the season. It's a practical yet playful addition that brings joy to both the giver and the recipient.
Grab yours today and let this unique ornament become a cherished part of your holiday tradition, spreading smiles and memorable moments with every twinkle.
Hilarious Florist Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
The vibrant sublimation print covers the entire surface, ensuring the quote stays vivid from the first glance. Whether you're looking for a unique gift for a fellow florist or a fun addition to your own tree, this ornament delivers both style and durability. Its festive gold cord makes hanging effortless, making it a stress-free decoration choice that adds charm to any setting.
With its durable MDF core and high-gloss finish, this ornament resists everyday wear and tear, making it a reliable choice for holiday celebrations that last year after year. The lightweight design ensures it won't strain fragile branches, while the edge-to-edge print guarantees a seamless, vibrant look that captures the spirit of the season. It's a practical yet playful addition that brings joy to both the giver and the recipient.
Grab yours today and let this unique ornament become a cherished part of your holiday tradition, spreading smiles and memorable moments with every twinkle.
- A thoughtful pick for anyone who loves a witty twist, this oval ornament showcases the playful spirit of a florist while celebrating the quirky side of gardening and gifting with a bright, eye-catching design.
- Built for the holiday season, it shines on any tree, bringing a touch of humor to family gatherings and office parties alike while offering a sturdy, long-lasting keepsake that stands out among traditional ornaments.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the sublimated print stays bright and vivid, even in bright lights, ensuring the message remains clear and lively throughout the festive season.
- A heartfelt reminder of the quote, "I May Be A Florist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People," brings a chuckle to any room while honoring the florist's spirit with a bold, unapologetic declaration of personality.
- Grab yours now and add a playful, lasting touch to your holiday décor, turning every glance into a moment of shared laughter and memorable cheer.
