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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Rugged and humorous, the Surgeon Camping Mug brings durable outdoor performance together with a playful nod to the clinical world. It’s built for surgeons who love the outdoors and a solid cup of coffee, whether they’re at the campsite, on rounds, or at the desk.
- Material & Finish: Premium stainless steel with an enamel coating for lasting durability during outdoor adventures and everyday use.
- Permanent Message: The phrase “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can’t Fix Stupid People” is permanently printed to resist fading through washes.
- Design & Comfort: Enamel-coated camping mug with a sturdy handle designed for a secure grip on the go.
- Care: Hand wash with mild detergent to keep the finish looking fresh and long‑lasting.
- Gift Appeal & Versatility: A thoughtful Valentine’s gift, birthday surprise, or everyday token that suits the campsite, clinic, desk, or coffee break.
More than a cup, this mug is a reliable companion for those who juggle rounds, clinic duties, and outdoor moments. The durable construction protects against chips and wear, while the print stays legible through busy days and frequent washing. The ergonomic handle provides comfortable one‑handed sipping, and the enamel finish is easy to clean after a long day. Whether you’re gifting it to a colleague or treating yourself, it delivers a practical, lighthearted boost to every adventure.