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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Kickstart rounds with a smile. This white ceramic coffee mug blends witty charm with everyday practicality, perfect for surgeons, doctors, or any medical professional who loves a light-hearted moment between cases.
- Printed Quote: Features the playful line “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.” to spark a quick laugh in the break room or clinic.
- Durable Ceramic: White ceramic construction designed for daily use and simple cleaning.
- Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Safe to reheat drinks and easy to wash, keeping your routine efficient between rounds.
- Classic Design: Clean, minimalist look that fits seamlessly in kitchen, office, or clinic environments.
- Gift-Ready: An ideal Valentine’s gift for surgeons, doctors, or medical professionals; also suitable for birthdays or appreciation moments.
- Versatile Everyday Use: More than a joke—a reliable mug for coffee, tea, or any caffeinated boost.
This mug blends humor with practicality, turning a simple coffee break into a moment of levity that colleagues will remember. The durable construction and easy-care finish mean it’s ready for daily use, while the bold message adds personality to any workspace—without compromising on everyday reliability.
