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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten a medical office or home with a playful circle ornament tailored for surgeons and their fans—a durable keepsake that blends humor with quality craftsmanship for holiday décor and year‑round display.
- Shape: Circle ornament designed to fit standard trees, shelves, or desk displays
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high‑gloss plastic coating for a polished, durable look
- Print Method: Edge‑to‑edge sublimation delivering bright, full‑surface color across the entire ornament
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for effortless, ready‑to‑hang display
- Design & Quote: Features the humorous line “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can’t Fix Stupid People.”
- Durability: Built to withstand everyday handling, suitable for homes with children or pets
- Ideal Gift: A thoughtful, unique present for surgeons, medical colleagues, or friends who appreciate a playful nod to the profession
This ornament isn’t just decoration—it’s a conversation piece that adds personality to holiday displays and desks alike. The durable construction, vivid edge‑to‑edge print, and ready‑to‑display cord make it a practical, memorable gift for the surgical community and anyone who enjoys a lighthearted nod to medicine.
