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Funny Gift from Friends for Men Valentine's Unique Tumblers I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. - Main
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Celebrate the dedicated surgeon in your life with a durable tumbler built for long shifts and quick sips. Available in 20oz or 30oz, this stainless steel tumbler features a laser-engraved motto that adds a lighthearted moment of appreciation to daily rounds.

  • Capacity: 20oz or 30oz options to match daily beverage needs and shifts
  • Material & Finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek look and a confident grip
  • Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours
  • Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid designed to minimize leaks while on the go
  • Engraving: Laser-engraved, permanent design that won’t fade or peel over time
  • Durability: Rugged construction built to withstand daily hospital life and travel
  • Care: Hand wash recommended to preserve finish and seal over the long term
  • Cup Holder Fit: Fits most cup holders for commuting, rounds, and errands
  • Gift Appeal: Features the witty quote “I May Be A Surgeon, But I Can’t Fix Stupid People.” — a unique and memorable gift for Valentine’s Day or anytime

Whether you’re gifting for Valentine’s Day or simply showing appreciation, this tumbler pairs practical performance with personality. The temperature retention supports busy days, keeping coffee hot through early rounds or late-night study sessions, while water stays refreshingly cold during travel between patients. Its durable construction and secure lid reduce spills during commutes, and the laser-engraved motto adds a touch of humor that colleagues and friends will appreciate. An ideal present for surgeons, OR staff, or healthcare teams who value both function and a bit of levity.

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