Skip to product information
In stock
For those who adore Giant Schnauzers and appreciate a good dose of humor, this Christmas ornament is the fantastic way to celebrate the joy and occasional chaos that comes with owning such a spirited breed. It's a delightful way to acknowledge the unique personality of your furry friend and share a laugh with fellow schnauzer lovers.
This star ornament is ideal for proud schnauzer parents, dog lovers, and friends who appreciate a touch of lightheartedness during the holiday season. It makes a fantastic Christmas gift, a charming stocking stuffer, or a fun addition to any dog-themed collection.
The ornament is skillfully printed from edge-to-edge with the quote, 'Proud Parent Of A Giant Schnauzer That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay,' on a sturdy white MDF star, finished with a festive gold cord for easy hanging. Its durable construction ensures it will withstand the hustle and bustle of holiday decorating, becoming a cherished keepsake for years to come.
This unique Christmas tree ornament is a wonderful way to show off your schnauzer pride and bring a smile to the face of someone special; add this humorous keepsake to your cart today.
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This star ornament is ideal for proud schnauzer parents, dog lovers, and friends who appreciate a touch of lightheartedness during the holiday season. It makes a fantastic Christmas gift, a charming stocking stuffer, or a fun addition to any dog-themed collection.
The ornament is skillfully printed from edge-to-edge with the quote, 'Proud Parent Of A Giant Schnauzer That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay,' on a sturdy white MDF star, finished with a festive gold cord for easy hanging. Its durable construction ensures it will withstand the hustle and bustle of holiday decorating, becoming a cherished keepsake for years to come.
This unique Christmas tree ornament is a wonderful way to show off your schnauzer pride and bring a smile to the face of someone special; add this humorous keepsake to your cart today.
- Made for schnauzer enthusiasts and their friends, this Christmas ornament celebrates the unique, sometimes mischievous, personality of a Giant Schnauzer, making it a wonderful addition to any holiday display.
- Fantastic for Christmas or as a year-round keepsake, this star ornament is a delightful gift from a proud schnauzer parent to a friend who understands and appreciates the quirks of these amazing dogs.
- Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is designed to withstand the rigors of holiday decorating and resist breaking, ensuring years of enjoyment.
- Showcase your love for your furry companion with this ornament featuring the quote, 'Proud Parent Of A Giant Schnauzer That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay,' offering a touch of humor and a nod to the unconditional bond you share.
- Add this playful testament to schnauzer ownership to your cart and share a chuckle with a fellow dog lover this holiday season.
