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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

For the insurance sales agent in your life who appreciates a good laugh and a strong cup of coffee, this bracelet serves as a witty reminder of the profession's unique challenges and camaraderie.

This bracelet is ideal for insurance agents, sales professionals, or anyone with a sense of humor who enjoys a touch of sarcasm. It's a fantastic Christmas keepsake for a colleague, boss, or mentor, celebrating their dedication and ability to navigate the industry with a smile. The glidelock clasp ensures a comfortable and secure fit, while the premium bag adds a touch of elegance to the presentation.

Crafted from a durable combination of silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, this 9.05-inch bracelet is built to withstand daily wear and tear, resisting rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. The bold print of the quote 'Don't Trust An Insurance Sales Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' adds a touch of personality and humor, making it a conversation starter and a unique expression of shared experiences.

This bracelet is a thoughtful and memorable way to acknowledge an insurance sales agent's hard work and dedication, offering a touch of levity amidst the demands of the job. Give the gift of laughter and camaraderie; get one today.
  • Chosen by insurance sales agents with a sense of humor, this glidelock clasp bracelet makes a memorable Christmas keepsake for a colleague who appreciates a bit of irreverence and strong coffee.
  • Designed for the insurance professional who isn't afraid to be a little edgy, this 9.05-inch bracelet offers a stylish and durable way to showcase a relatable sentiment, crafted from silver, black stainless steel, and silicone.
  • The bracelet's robust construction, combining silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, provides exceptional resistance to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, ensuring it remains a lasting reminder of shared laughs.
  • Featuring the quote 'Don't Trust An Insurance Sales Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' in bold lettering, this bracelet is a playful nod to the realities of the job, offering a lighthearted expression of camaraderie.
  • Secure this unique and memorable bracelet today, a great way to show your appreciation and bring a smile to an insurance sales agent's face.

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