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Landscape Designer Cannot Fix Stupid People Keychain Gift
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$21.95
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$43.99
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This compact keychain is a witty accessory for landscape designers, featuring the engraved quote "I MAY BE A LANDSCAPE DESIGNER, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE." Crafted from black stainless steel and measuring 1.57 by 0.87 inches, it offers a durable, conversation-sparking item for professionals who appreciate a sharp sense of humor.
- Material & Durability: Constructed from black stainless steel that is resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, ensuring the engraved message stays crisp and bold over time.
- Dimensions: Measures 1.57 x 0.87 inches, making it easy to attach to a keyring or bag without adding bulk.
- Finish & Design: Features smooth edges, a polished surface with a subtle shine, and a sleek black finish for modern elegance.
- Engraved Message: Displays the text "I MAY BE A LANDSCAPE DESIGNER, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE" to spark smiles and conversation.
This keychain serves as a practical, humorous companion that withstands daily wear and tear, maintaining its fresh appearance year after year. It acts as a funny reminder of the challenges in the profession, making it an ideal birthday present or keepsake for someone who enjoys landscape design. Whether carried on a keyring or attached to a purse, the polished surface and sturdy build ensure it remains a stylish and lasting accessory that brings amusement with every glance.
