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Landscape Designer Ornament Cannot Fix Stupid People Gift

Sale price  $19.95 Regular price  $39.99
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Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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This oval holiday ornament is a humorous gift designed specifically for landscape designers and architects who appreciate a good laugh. Featuring the witty message "I MAY BE A LANDSCAPE DESIGNER, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE," it adds a touch of playful sarcasm to any Christmas tree or mantle display.

  • Durable MDF Construction: Made from sturdy Medium-Density Fiberboard with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament resists breakage and keeps the printed text crisp and clear for years.
  • Oval Shape and Printing: The classic oval profile offers a modern look against traditional round ornaments, providing a clean white background that makes the bold black text highly visible.
  • Festive Gold Cord: Includes a lightweight gold hanging cord, allowing it to be easily suspended from tree branches or display shelves without adding bulk or risk to your pets and children.
  • Safe and Lightweight: The compact weight and durable material make it a safe decoration for homes with active pets or curious children, ensuring it stays intact even if knocked over.

This ornament solves the common gift-giving dilemma for landscape professionals by offering a specific, profession-related joke that colleagues and friends will truly appreciate. The sturdy material and precise printing ensure it remains a lasting holiday keepsake and a conversation starter long after the season ends. Whether gifted to a mentor or placed in your own collection, it delivers a memorable reminder that even the best design pros have their limits, brightening up seasonal décor with a clever twist.

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