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Christmas Gift Delight for Him Law Enforcement Officer Heart Ornament - Image 1
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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Celebrate the bravery and humor of law enforcement professionals with this heart-shaped holiday ornament designed for officers, their families, and fellow first responders. Featuring the bold message, "I MAY BE A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, BUT I CAN'T FIX STUPID PEOPLE," this festive accessory brings a lighthearted touch to any Christmas tree or seasonal workspace.

  • Heart-Shaped Design: Crafted as a classic 2.75-inch tall heart to serve as a striking centerpiece on holiday trees or desk displays.
  • Durable MDF Construction: Made from sturdy medium-density fiberboard with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a break-proof decoration that withstands regular handling.
  • Vibrant Sublimation Print: The text features bold, black typography printed edge-to-edge on the white surface, preventing fading and keeping the message sharp throughout the season.
  • Ready-to-Hang Setup: Includes a sturdy gold cord for easy attachment to tree branches, mantels, or holiday wreaths.
  • Lightweight and Safe: Measuring just 1/8-inch thick and weighing only 0.5 oz, this fragile-free ornament is safe to hang in homes with children and pets.

This ornament provides a much-needed moment of levity for law enforcement officers and their loved ones during the busy holiday season. By combining a relatable, humorous quote with a break-proof design, it offers a practical keepsake that won't shatter if accidentally knocked over. It serves as a daily reminder that even those who keep our communities safe appreciate a good laugh, making it a thoughtful gift for officers on Christmas, birthdays, or Officer Appreciation Day.

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