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A holiday ornament that captures the spirit of the legal profession with a playful twist, this keepsake is designed for lawyers who appreciate a blend of class and sass. The bright, edge-to-edge print showcases the witty quote, ensuring it stands out on any Christmas tree or festive display.
Ideal for gifting to a partner, colleague, or family member who works in law, this ornament fits perfectly into holiday celebrations, office parties, or quiet family evenings. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish provide lasting shine, even in homes with children or pets.
The lightweight design, only 0.5 oz, makes it easy to hang with the included festive gold cord, while the 2.75″ height keeps it proportional to other ornaments. The vibrant colors and clear lettering add a touch of personality to any holiday décor, turning a simple tree into a conversation starter that celebrates the unique blend of professionalism and humor that defines the modern lawyer.
Make it yours and add a memorable, conversation-starting piece to your holiday collection, celebrating the unique blend of professionalism and humor that defines the modern lawyer.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Ideal for gifting to a partner, colleague, or family member who works in law, this ornament fits perfectly into holiday celebrations, office parties, or quiet family evenings. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish provide lasting shine, even in homes with children or pets.
The lightweight design, only 0.5 oz, makes it easy to hang with the included festive gold cord, while the 2.75″ height keeps it proportional to other ornaments. The vibrant colors and clear lettering add a touch of personality to any holiday décor, turning a simple tree into a conversation starter that celebrates the unique blend of professionalism and humor that defines the modern lawyer.
Make it yours and add a memorable, conversation-starting piece to your holiday collection, celebrating the unique blend of professionalism and humor that defines the modern lawyer.
- A thoughtful pick for any lawyer who loves a touch of humor in their holiday décor, this ornament celebrates their sharp wit and professional charm, making it a standout piece for family gatherings and office celebrations alike.
- Built for the Christmas tree, this keepsake adds a playful twist to the season, ensuring it becomes a memorable highlight during holiday parties and quiet moments of reflection.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it resists breakage and keeps its bright, vivid print edge-to-edge for years of festive use, even in homes with children or pets.
- The printed quote, 'Lawyer. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title.', delivers a bold, tongue-in-cheek reminder of the wearer's unique personality, sparking conversation and laughter at every gathering.
- Make it yours and let this holiday ornament spark conversation and laughter at every gathering, adding a touch of personality to your tree and a lasting memory for the season.
