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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A bold fusion of rugged style and machining humor, this Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is built for machinists and enthusiasts who wear their craft with pride. "I'm A Machinist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Silver-tone metal teamed with black stainless steel and silicone for durability, comfort, and a modern, industrial look
- Clasp: Glide lock clasp provides a secure, adjustable fit that stays comfortable all day
- Finish: Black band with contrasting silver hardware for a sleek, contemporary aesthetic
- Engraved/Printed Message: Prominent quotation printed on the bracelet to showcase personality and trade pride
- Adjustability: Flexible length design to fit most wrist sizes with ease
- Durability: Resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnish for long-lasting wear
- Packaging: Premium packaging and a gift-ready presentation
- Ideal For: Graduation gifts, machinist coworkers, or anyone who loves a witty, work-themed accessory
This bracelet combines a sturdy construction with a comfortable feel, making it suitable for daily wear at the shop or in casual settings. The silicone interior enhances comfort during long days, while the metal components deliver a clean, urban edge that pairs well with workwear or smart-casual outfits. Its distinctive quote adds humor and personality without sacrificing a polished silhouette, making it a memorable gift or a personal statement piece for anyone in the machining world.
