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Those who understand the unique blend of seriousness and wry humor within the legal profession will instantly recognize the appeal of this Christmas ornament. It's a playful nod to the realities of the courtroom, a shared joke amongst those who navigate its complexities, and a charming addition to any holiday display.
This heart ornament is ideal for magistrates, legal clerks, paralegals, or anyone who appreciates a touch of sarcasm and a good cup of coffee. It makes a fantastic Christmas present for a spouse, brother, father, or close friend who works in the legal field, or a funny gift from a colleague to celebrate the holidays. It's a great way to acknowledge the demanding nature of their work with a bit of levity.
Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is both lightweight and resistant to breakage, making it suitable for households with children or pets. It arrives with a festive gold cord, ready to be hung on your Christmas tree or displayed as a year-round keepsake, vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge with the memorable quote. The heart shape adds a touch of warmth and affection to the playful message.
Show your appreciation for the magistrate in your life with this humorous and durable Christmas ornament, a fantastic blend of practicality and wit. Grab yours now and add a touch of legal levity to your holiday celebrations.
Magistrate Christmas Ornament Gift for Family - Treasure Don't Trust A
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This heart ornament is ideal for magistrates, legal clerks, paralegals, or anyone who appreciates a touch of sarcasm and a good cup of coffee. It makes a fantastic Christmas present for a spouse, brother, father, or close friend who works in the legal field, or a funny gift from a colleague to celebrate the holidays. It's a great way to acknowledge the demanding nature of their work with a bit of levity.
Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is both lightweight and resistant to breakage, making it suitable for households with children or pets. It arrives with a festive gold cord, ready to be hung on your Christmas tree or displayed as a year-round keepsake, vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge with the memorable quote. The heart shape adds a touch of warmth and affection to the playful message.
Show your appreciation for the magistrate in your life with this humorous and durable Christmas ornament, a fantastic blend of practicality and wit. Grab yours now and add a touch of legal levity to your holiday celebrations.
- This Christmas ornament is a favorite among magistrates and legal professionals who appreciate a touch of dark humor, crafted from durable MDF and finished with a glossy coating for a lasting keepsake to decorate your tree this holiday season.
- Fantastic for a Christmas present from a colleague or a lighthearted stocking stuffer for the magistrate in your life, this heart-shaped ornament adds a touch of personality to any holiday decor.
- Made from sturdy MDF, this heart ornament is 2.75 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, ensuring it can withstand the rigors of holiday decorating and will remain a cherished reminder of shared laughs for years to come.
- A wonderful way to express your appreciation for a magistrate's sense of humor, this ornament features the quote 'Don't Trust A Magistrate That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot'.
- Grab yours now and add a dash of courtroom wit to your Christmas tree, creating a memorable and amusing decoration that will bring smiles to everyone who sees it.
