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Fans of legal humor and those who appreciate a touch of irreverence will find this Christmas ornament a delightful addition to their holiday decor. It's a unique way to celebrate the quirks of the legal profession with a dash of wit and a whole lot of personality, fantastic for those who don't take themselves too seriously.
This circle ornament is ideal for magistrates, judges, court clerks, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, making it a fantastic Christmas gift for a coworker, friend, or family member. It's also a wonderful present for those who enjoy a strong cup of coffee and aren't afraid to speak their mind, adding a touch of personality to any holiday celebration.
Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is built to last, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come. The vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation printing brings the quote 'Don't Trust A Magistrate That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' to life, adding a touch of humor and personality to your Christmas tree or any other display.
Whether you're looking for a unique Christmas present for a magistrate or a funny ornament to brighten your own holiday decorations, this circle ornament is a wonderful choice. Grab yours and add a touch of spirited humor to your festive season.
Magistrate Christmas Ornament Gift for Family - Treasure, Don't Trust A
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This circle ornament is ideal for magistrates, judges, court clerks, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, making it a fantastic Christmas gift for a coworker, friend, or family member. It's also a wonderful present for those who enjoy a strong cup of coffee and aren't afraid to speak their mind, adding a touch of personality to any holiday celebration.
Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is built to last, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come. The vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation printing brings the quote 'Don't Trust A Magistrate That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' to life, adding a touch of humor and personality to your Christmas tree or any other display.
Whether you're looking for a unique Christmas present for a magistrate or a funny ornament to brighten your own holiday decorations, this circle ornament is a wonderful choice. Grab yours and add a touch of spirited humor to your festive season.
- A favorite among those who appreciate a bit of irreverence, this Christmas ornament makes a delightful present for a magistrate or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, crafted from durable MDF and boasting a high-gloss finish for lasting vibrancy.
- Fantastic for a Christmas tree or year-round display, this circle ornament is a thoughtful gift for a magistrate, coworker, or friend who enjoys a touch of dark humor, especially during the festive season.
- Made from sturdy MDF, this ornament is surprisingly resilient and resistant to breakage, making it a safe and enjoyable addition to any home, even those with children or pets.
- This charming circle ornament showcases the quote 'Don't Trust A Magistrate That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' in a bold, memorable way, fantastic for those who appreciate a touch of sarcasm and a good cup of coffee.
- Grab yours and bring a touch of playful defiance to your Christmas tree, creating a memorable holiday display that celebrates a love of coffee and a no-nonsense attitude – a wonderful way to brighten their season.
