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Magistrate Gifts, Funny Circle Ornament, 'I'm A Magistrate. I Speak Fluently In Nerd.' Christmas Decor Gifts from Friends to Family
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a playful nod to nerd culture with this circle Christmas ornament—perfect for the Magistrate in your life and a fun gift for friends and family who love a clever quip. Crafted by CustomCat, this white, lightweight ornament combines humorous charm with durable materials to be enjoyed year after year.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, durable look that’s safe for homes with kids or pets.
- Size & Weight: 2.75 inches tall and only 0.5 oz, making it a compact addition to any tree or decor display.
- Design: White circular ornament featuring the exact phrase “I’m A Magistrate. I Speak Fluently In Nerd.” in a clean, readable script.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that won’t fade with normal holiday use.
- Versatility: Ideal for Christmas trees, garlands, or as a charming year‑round desk or shelf accent.
- Gift Appeal: A thoughtful, humorous token suitable for coworkers, family, or friends who appreciate wit and intellect.
- Brand & Quality: From CustomCat—known for reliable production and quality craftsmanship in seasonal decor.
This ornament brings humor and personality into any space, turning a simple decoration into a memorable moment. Its compact 2.75" footprint fits most trees and displays, while the durable MDF base and vibrant sublimation print keep the message clear and lively through many holidays. A perfect gift for the magistrate-loving friend or family member, it adds a playful touch to holiday décor and casual nerd‑culture celebrations alike.
