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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This 2.75-inch round ornament honors the quiet heroism of a maintenance worker, turning a holiday decoration into a playful tribute for the everyday operator of home life. The printed quote, rendered in vivid sublimation, captures the calm confidence that keeps homes running smoothly: "I'm a maintenance worker. I don't argue. I just explain why I'm right."
- Diameter: 2.75 inches
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss white finish
- Color: White
- Print Method: Edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, lasting color
- Hanging Cord: Includes a gold cord for easy, stress-free hanging; safe for homes with children or pets
- Weight: Lightweight design suitable for any tree branch
- Gift Suitability: Great for dads, grandfathers, or anyone who quietly manages the chaos of a household
This keepsake adds a touch of humor to the festive scene while honoring the steady hands that keep everything in order. The white, high-gloss finish complements any tree style, and edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the design stays bright year after year. A thoughtful gift idea for the hardworking dad or grandfather who keeps the house running, it becomes a cherished memory that echoes his calm confidence each holiday season.
