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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

For those who understand the intricate dance of wrenches and the unwavering dedication of skilled mechanics, this Christmas ornament is a humorous nod to their craft. It's a unique way to acknowledge the long hours, the grease-stained hands, and the occasional colorful language that come with keeping our vehicles purring smoothly.

This circle ornament is ideal for mechanics, car enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a touch of irreverent humor. It's a great Christmas present for a dad, uncle, or friend who spends their days under the hood, and makes a wonderful addition to any Christmas tree or holiday display, bringing a smile to their face.

Featuring a vibrant, edge-to-edge print of the quote, 'Don't Trust A Mechanic That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' this ornament is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, ensuring lasting color and resilience. The lightweight design and included gold cord make it easy to hang and enjoy for years to come, creating a cherished holiday keepsake that will be treasured for seasons to come.

This festive ornament is a delightful way to celebrate the passion and expertise of a beloved mechanic, adding a touch of personality to your holiday décor and creating a lasting memory. Grab yours now and share a laugh with the special mechanic in your life.
  • A wonderful present for a close-knit family celebrating the mechanic who keeps their vehicles running smoothly, this circle ornament is sure to bring a chuckle and show your appreciation for their skills and dedication.
  • Ideal for the Christmas season, this festive circle ornament is a great addition to any holiday decor, suitable for celebrating a mechanic's birthday, a work anniversary.
  • This circle ornament boasts durable construction featuring MDF, a robust engineered wood product, and a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting, vibrant design.
  • Show your appreciation with a gift that embodies a relatable sentiment: 'Don't Trust A Mechanic That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot'.
  • Secure this unique circle ornament now and bestow a gift that's both amusing and thoughtful, providing a lasting reminder of your appreciation for a skilled mechanic and a source of laughter for years to come.

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