OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 giftsโand counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US:ย 5-7 business days.
Canada:ย 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand:ย 5-9 business days
UK & EU:ย 5-7 business daysย (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world:ย 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note:ย We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This Mortician Tumbler is not just any ordinary tumbler. It's made of high-quality stainless steel and powder coating, ensuring that it keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold all day long. The vacuum-insulated design keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature, making it the perfect accessory for any mortician on the go. The black color is sleek and sophisticated, making it a great addition to any collection. Whether you're sending it as a gift or keeping it for yourself, this Mortician Tumbler is sure to be a hit.
Imagine sending a thoughtful gift to the mortician in your life, one that shows you care and appreciate their unique profession. This Valentine's, surprise your loved one with this one-of-a-kind Mortician Tumbler. It's the perfect way to show your love and appreciation, and it's sure to be a conversation starter. Whether you're a mortician yourself or just a fan, this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face.
So don't wait any longer, get this Mortician Tumbler today and show your love and appreciation for the mortician in your life. It's the perfect Valentine's gift, and it's sure to be a hit with anyone who loves the dark side of life. Don't miss out and make this Valentine's one to remember!
- Experience the unique world of a 'Mortician' with our Valentine's Day gift tumbler, carefully crafted to keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, perfect for the mortician in your life.
- Give the gift of a 'Mortician's' sense of humor with our tumbler, featuring the quote 'Caution: I'm A Retired Mortician. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!', a perfect conversation starter for any occasion.
- Our 20oz or 30oz vacuum-insulated tumbler is made of durable stainless steel and powder coating, ensuring a long-lasting and reliable drinking experience, just like a mortician's professional service.
- Show your love and appreciation for a mortician's work with our Valentine's Day tumbler, a unique and thoughtful gift for any occasion, perfect for the mortician who has everything, but perhaps not a good sense of humor.
- Make their day with our thoughtful gift, carefully packaged and shipped directly to their doorstep, so they can enjoy their favorite hot or cold drinks in style, and perhaps even share a story or two with friends and family.
โจ Features & Details
๐ฅ Laser engraved in our workshop โ permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
๐ค Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
โ Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
๐ง Durable stainless steel construction built for daily use
๐งผ Clear, spill-resistant lid included
๐ Fits most cup holders โ great for work, travel, and errands
๐ Available sizes:
20oz โ perfect for everyday coffee or tea
30oz โ ideal for long days and extra hydration