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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A playful, festive ornament built for mortician enthusiasts and gift-givers seeking something distinctly personal. Featuring the quote “I'm A Mortician. Just Like A Normal Mortician Except Much Hotter.”, this round MDF ornament pairs bold humor with a bright, high-gloss finish that stands out on any tree or display.
- Material: Sturdy MDF circular ornament built to last for years.
- Finish: High‑gloss plastic-like finish that makes the printed message pop.
- Printing: Edge‑to‑edge sublimation printing for vivid, long-lasting color.
- Weight: Lightweight design for easy hanging and safe display around children and pets.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for effortless, ready-to-hang decorating.
- Ideal For: A unique Christmas gift or office decor piece for mortician enthusiasts.
This ornament blends humor with heritage, offering a memorable keepsake that adds personality to a tree, windowsill, or desk. Its durable construction ensures it remains a bright, conversation-starting piece year after year, making it a thoughtful and distinctive gift for colleagues, friends, or loved ones who appreciate a lighthearted nod to the profession.
