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An 11 oz ceramic mug that celebrates oncologists and the equality of all men. The quote, "All men are created equal but the coolest become an oncologist," is printed in striking two-tone lettering that captures the spirit of this profession.
- Capacity: 11 oz
- Material: Ceramic
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Color options: Two-tone combinations — Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, Pink and White
- Printed message: Quote in two-tone lettering: "All men are created equal but the coolest become an oncologist"
- Gift suitability: Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries, or as a thoughtful gift for a colleague or loved one
The printed quote is a conversation starter and a tribute to the hard work and compassion that define the field. Designed for daily use, its sturdy ceramic build handles the rigors of long shifts and quiet moments at home. The two-tone visuals help the message stand out on busy break rooms or kitchen countertops.