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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This black rope bracelet delivers a witty, durable accessory for oral surgeons who appreciate professional humor. Featuring the engraved message, "Oral Surgeon. Because Freaking' Genius Is Not an Official Job Title," it serves as a thoughtful birthday, anniversary, or professional appreciation gift for dental experts.
- Material & Finish: Crafted with a black stainless steel rectangular tag wrapped in a flexible braided black rope.
- Adjustable Fit: Features a sliding knot closure that accommodates wrist sizes ranging from 3.34 to 9.84 inches.
- Durable Construction: Made from rust-resistant, corrosion-resistant, and tarnish-resistant materials to ensure the engraved text stays clear for years.
- Gift-Ready Packaging: Arrives in a neat organza bag for easy presentation without extra wrapping.
- Versatile Design: The minimalist black color and clean layout match casual or professional attire while letting the quote stand out.
Wearing this bracelet allows oral surgeons to express their professional pride and wit in a subtle yet impactful way. The rust-resistant stainless steel and flexible braided rope provide lasting comfort for both work and home settings, ensuring the piece maintains its sleek appearance and the message remains sharp through daily use. The convenient packaging means it is ready to be presented as a memorable gesture for birthdays or anniversaries, delivering a playful punch that sparks conversation and shows respect for the recipient's career.
