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Paramedic Humor Oval Ornament, Caution: I'm A Retired Paramedic Quote Christmas Gifts
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Honor a dedicated paramedic with a touch of holiday humor. This oval ornament is designed for the home or office, featuring a funny, heartwarming quote that acknowledges years of service and the stories that come with them.
- Shape & finish: Oval ornament in white with a glossy finish, ideal for festive displays on Christmas trees or mantels.
- Material: Durable MDF base with a protective glossy coating for lasting beauty.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, crisp text and imagery that stays vibrant.
- Design: Features the humorous quote, “Caution: I'm A Retired Paramedic. I Have Stories And All Day To Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!”
- Hanging method: Includes a convenient hanging cord for quick, clean display.
- Care & durability: Built to withstand seasonal display with a sturdy construction and protective finish.
- Gift purpose: A thoughtful, smile‑inducing gift for retired or active paramedics, colleagues, or anyone who admires their service.
This ornament adds a personal, lighthearted touch to any holiday setup while honoring the essential work paramedics do every day. Its durable build and clear, cheeky message make it a memorable keepsake for a tree, mantel, or desk—perfect for sparking conversations and sharing appreciation for those who serve the community.
