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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Durable, humorous payroll pride you can carry daily—this keychain keeps the joke close and the workflow smoother.
- Precisely engraved with "I'm A Payroll Clerk. Just Like A Normal Payroll Clerk Except Much Hotter" for a durable, laughing-at-work moment.
- Premium stainless steel construction resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration—built to survive daily keyring duty and office commutes.
- Sleek matte black finish adds a modern, professional look that pairs with any keys, bag, or lanyard.
- Compact, lightweight design fits comfortably on any key ring and travels easily from desk to desk.
- Ideal gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or colleagues who love payroll humor and practical accessories.
Care: Wipe with a soft cloth; stainless steel stays bright and durable thanks to its rust- and corrosion-resistance.
Shipping/returns: Ships securely with a straightforward, hassle-free return policy.
