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US:Â 5-7 business days.
Canada:Â 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand:Â 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world:Â 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Turn the holidays into a stage with this bright white oval keepsake ornament. It carries a bold, playful message that celebrates the performer in everyone: "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT THE COOLEST BECOME A PERFORMER."
- Material: Durable MDF
- Size: 3.25 inches tall
- Thickness: 1/8 inch
- Finish: High-gloss coating with edge-to-edge sublimated printing
- Color: Bright white oval surface
- Printing: Edge-to-edge so the message stays vivid over time
- Hanging hardware: Gold cord included for easy display
- Safety: Lightweight design suitable for homes with pets or children
This keepsake adds humor and inspiration to any tree, mantel, or shelf, serving as a conversation starter that invites sharing stories of performances and values. The durable construction and fade-resistant printing keep the message vibrant for years, while the lightweight form makes hanging quick and safe. A thoughtful gift for dads, grandfathers, partners, or anyone who embraces confidence and inclusion during the holidays.
