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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a beloved preacher with a playful, heartwarming keepsake. This oval ornament captures wit and wisdom in a thoughtful gift from friends, perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or just because.
- Design: Oval ornament with a clean white background and a bold, easy-to-read message.
- Finish: High-gloss coating to give a polished, vibrant look that catches the light.
- Printed Message: Includes the humorous phrase: "CAUTION: I'm a Retired Preacher. I Have Stories And All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!"
- Durability: Sturdy construction designed to endure years of display as a cherished keepsake.
- Display Options: Comes with a hanging cord for immediate display on a Christmas tree, mantel, or shelf.
- Gift-Ready: Thoughtful, affordable present from friends to a preacher—great for multiple occasions.
- Ideal For: Preachers, pastors, and anyone who loves a touch of witty wisdom.
This ornament isn’t just decoration—it’s a warm nod to a pastor’s storytelling spirit. Its durable build and timeless design make it a memorable keepsake that adds a smile to any space, from the church office to the living room tree.
