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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Make holiday décor feel personal and witty with this heart-shaped ornament, a perfect desk-side or tree-right gift for colleagues who appreciate a clever twist on professional pride. It features the message: "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Psychiatrist."
- Size: 2.75-inch diameter heart
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, long-lasting colors
- Finish: Glossy surface that shines in festive lighting
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy placement on a tree, desk, or mantel
- Weight: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand everyday handling
- Versatility: Ideal as a Christmas ornament or décor accent for offices and homes
This ornament delivers a lighthearted nod to professional achievement while sparking smiles and conversation. Its durable construction resists breakage in homes with pets or children, and the compact size keeps it from crowding ornament racks. A thoughtful, low-effort gift for coworkers, managers, or anyone who enjoys a humorous take on career pride, it adds a memorable touch to holiday décor and office life alike.
