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Quilting Humor Shot Glass – “Do What Your Quilter Told You” – Ceramic Gift for Sewers & Fabric Lovers
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$19.95
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$39.95
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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A playful, durable ceramic shot glass crafted for quilters and fabric lovers who appreciate a good laugh as much as a precise stitch. When in doubt, listen to your quilter — “If at First You Don’t Succeed, Try Doing What Your Quilter Told You to Do the First Time.”
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: White gloss exterior with a black interior
- Care: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
- Message: Features the witty line: “If at First You Don’t Succeed, Try Doing What Your Quilter Told You to Do the First Time.”
- Ideal For: Quilters, sewing students, and fabric lovers; perfect for retreats, quilt guilds, or sewing group toasts
This shot glass brings instant humor to gatherings—retreats, quilt swaps, or casual nights in—while offering a practical vessel for celebratory toasts. It’s a thoughtful gift for birthdays or wins in sewing circles, and its durable ceramic construction stands up to everyday use in a craft room or home bar. The crisp white exterior with a contrasting black interior adds a polished look that fits with any craft space and sparks conversations about favorite quilting mishaps and triumphs.
