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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the humor of cocktail culture with a Circle Ornament crafted for the retired mixologist in your life. It features the witty line "Retired Mixologist, Figure It Out Yourself" and makes a memorable Christmas gift for both men and women.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and vibrant presentation.
- Design & Theme: Circular ornament showcasing bold typography and the iconic phrase tailored for cocktail enthusiasts.
- Display & Hanging: Supplied with a hanging cord for easy wall or tree display.
- Occasion & Giftability: Ideal Christmas gift or year‑round decor for home bars, offices, and enthusiasts of mixology.
- Keepsake Quality: Durable construction designed to be treasured for years, sparking conversations and smiles.
Bring a smile to the mixologist in your life with a durable keepsake that blends humor and style. Perfect for decorating a home bar or office, this ornament serves as a thoughtful gift for holidays, celebrations, or casual appreciation. Its sturdy build and vibrant design ensure it remains a charming focal point on display, reminding loved ones to celebrate craft, wit, and a good-natured spirit behind the bar.
