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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Add a touch of humor to the holidays with a distinctive Roofer Ornament designed for roofers and anyone who appreciates a good trade joke. This circle ornament proudly displays the message, "I May Be A Roofer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People." and brightens any Christmas tree or festive display.
- Material: Made from high-quality MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a vibrant, long-lasting look.
- Weight and durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, and resistant to breaking—easy to hang and safe for homes with children or pets.
- Design: Circle ornament with vivid colors that stand out on tree branches and holiday decor setups.
- Message: Humorous, roofer-themed quote that acknowledges hard work with a playful wink: "I May Be A Roofer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Gift suitability: A unique, thoughtful gift for roofer enthusiasts, teammates, family, or friends who love a good laugh.
This ornament brings personality to holiday decor while celebrating the craft of roofing. Its durable build and cheerful design make it a practical keepsake—not just a seasonal accent, but a conversation starter that can be enjoyed year after year. It's the perfect way to honor a favorite roofer and share a smile at holiday gatherings.