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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Roofer Tumbler — a rugged 20oz/30oz vacuum-insulated tumbler built for roofers and Roofer enthusiasts who want durability, temperature control, and a touch of personality on the job. It features the message: "I May Be A Roofer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Size Options: Available in 20oz and 30oz capacities to suit different hydration needs on the jobsite.
- Material & Finish: Premium stainless steel with a durable powder-coated exterior for long-lasting wear.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation that keeps beverages hot or cold for hours.
- Lid Design: Secure lid to help prevent spills while climbing ladders or moving between tasks.
- Humorful Quote: Features the distinctive line "I May Be A Roofer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People." for personality and conversation starters.
This tumbler is built to support long days on rooftops, delivering reliable temperature control so you can enjoy a hot coffee through early mornings and stay refreshed with a cold drink on scorching afternoons. The rugged stainless steel and powder-coated finish withstand the wear of a busy jobsite, while the secure lid minimizes spills. The distinctive quote adds a touch of humor that resonates with fellow roofers and makes for a thoughtful, practical gift for birthdays, holidays, or just-because moments.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
