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Sarcastic Microbiologist Keychain Gifts, Christmas Holiday Gifts for Microbiologist Birthday, Microbiologist: Because greatness is woven
Sale price
$24.95
Regular price
$49.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A sleek, durable keepsake for microbiologists and science lovers, this engraved black stainless steel keychain blends everyday practicality with a touch of humor. It’s designed to carry keys securely while delivering a message that celebrates scientific greatness.
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Material : Black stainless steel for lasting durability and a professional, low-maintenance look -
Dimensions : 3.5" x 1" (including ring) to fit most key sets without adding bulk - Engraving: Customizable with up to 20 characters—name, initials, or a date—plus the signature message “Because greatness is woven” for a unique keepsake
- Finish: Smooth black coating that stays polished through everyday handling
- Personalization: Add a short message or initials to make this keychain truly one-of-a-kind
- Gift-ready packaging: Comes in a charming box, ready to gift for birthdays, holidays, or milestones
- Durability: Resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, built for daily use
- Ideal occasions: A thoughtful gift for microbiologists, lab technicians, students, or anyone who loves science-inspired humor
This keychain goes beyond a simple accessory. Its sturdy black stainless steel construction makes it a dependable daily companion—whether you’re grabbing your keys for a commute, a lab session, or a night out. The optional personalization adds meaning, turning a practical item into a cherished keepsake that can be passed down or shared with pride. With ready-to-gift packaging and reliable shipping, it’s an easy, meaningful way to celebrate birthdays, graduations, holidays, or simply recognize a microbiologist in your life.
